If you’ve read Spud you’d have a pretty good idea of the people I’m about to describe. We aren’t the crazy 8, there’s seven of us and I think they’re relatively tame compared to us.
Without further ado I’d love you to meet my friends:
Zazu, our hopeless romantic [although she’ll never admit it she’s a sucker for love] with an addiction for bad boys. She’d be the equivalent of every male superhero except with flowing hair and 6 inch heels.
Thing 1 and thing 2 , they’re born on the same day, in the same hospital and they have the same name BUT they aren’t twins, they’re not even related! Once you get to know them they’re the two most unlikely people on the planet, sure they’re both dedicated bookworms but while the one prefers playing the damsel in distress dedicating her days to love letters, the other will probably be the one busting our previously mentioned Princess from her tower while planning world domination of course. While #1 is allergic to hugs, #2 gives the most bone crushing, warm embrace.
Let me then introduce you to BooYumDJmZzaLer, no this isn’t the mispronunciation of a 2 year old, this is in fact my dear friend who is obsessed with the band members of One Direction. She’s gone for lunch to Nandos with Niall, sang duets with Harry, baked a bat man cake with Liam and double dated with Louis and Eleanor , most importantly she’s become Mrs. Zayn Malik and yes, before you object all of these have in fact happened… In her dreams!
Joined at her hip is Fish with busting artistic potential a sense of humor as dry as the Sahara and the ability to speak her mind, this one is lethal although some might differ if you saw her in a dress.
Lastly, well actually she arrived first, is the girl I met when I was just seven years old. The brains of our entourage, a combination of Einstein and Spencer Hastings . Our sincere and kind, crazy Mad Hatter.
And me. Well, the people who know me best are the above lot, but after reading this article I shudder to think what their descriptions of moi would be!
_Quixotic Novelist♥